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Advt: SMS SKIN to 56696 for glowing skin.
Advt: SMS HEALTH to 6585 for insurance.
He: Shud I have to SMS something to some number for SEX?
Him: Yeap. You might get a delivery report the very moment!
He: How come delivery before …? You know what I mean!
Him: Oh ya! I know. You probably want to file an RTI for this.
He: I got to go.
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He: (sighs) You know, I need to charge this mobile everyday.
Him: (to himself: this guy has got a GF.) Hmm! And a hefty sum to your telecom operator too.
He: Hey no. The battery is weak. It doesn’t hold any charge.
Him: Then why don’t you replace with a new one?
He: Why should I? There isn’t any need!
Him: (to himself: this guy will never get a GF.) Thats … Thats really better.
He: What? That doesn’t really make me any better.
Him: I got to go.