Orkut Chicken Hunt

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This is the option that every guy in Orkut has to check. Selecting this would enable

  1. All married men to browse all friends, friends-of-friends & friends-of-friends-of-friends of their wives.
  2. All commited men to revist their commitments. May compel to re-evaluvate their decisions.
  3. All oldies (ofcourse men) to get amused by following all girle (s)crappy chit-chats.
  4. All Romeos to harvest mobile numbers, email-ids & addresses of all chicks (thinking they are Juliets) they would want to stalk.

Best wishes. Ping me in private for any success stories. >:O)

On a related note, here is a FWed from Karna:
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எப்படியெல்லாம் நம்ம பசங்க ஆர்குட்ல (Orkut-la) பொண்ணுங்களை ஃ பிரண்ட் பிடிக்கரானுங்கனு பாருங்க

1:
U looking Mallika Sheravath
i looking Imran aasmi
Come let us murder the world

(டேய் நாயே!! நீ முதல்ல இங்கிலிஷ மர்டர் பண்ணிட்ட … அடுத்து ஊர்ல இருக்கறவங்களை கொல்ல போறியா?)

2.
hey annikku Ravi yoda b’day party la Krishna voda vandha Janani yoda school
friend Ramya voda boy friend Sriram voda girl friend Anitha voda class mate
Vanitha dhaaney nee???
Hi..

(ஏன்டா இப்படியும் அவசியமா கடலை போடனுமா?)

3.
Hi!
if u retain this scrap I will understand that you are interested in meand
if u delete this scrap, it means you are dreaming about me.
Now u decide wat to do

(இவரு புத்திசாலியாம்… அப்படியே மடக்கிட்டாராம்)

4.
hi,the numerical value of L+O+V+E=54
but the numerical value ofF+R+I+E+N+S+H+I+P= 108
54+54= 108
LOVE+LOVE= FRIENDSHIP
so friendship is two times greater than love………….
so will u be my friend ?

(டேய் நாயே, அடுத்து We will divide our friendship by 2னு சொல்லுவ)

5.
heyyy gal,Barcelona hav won the champions league finals!
hurraaaayyyy!!!! come on lets be friends….

(டேய் முடிவா நீ என்னடா சொல்ல வர ?)

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