Doubles

1. Couple-de-Couple Theorem:

A couple of people saying themselves as couples, copulate to produce a couple* of people.

You might ask; What does “de-couple” had to do here?
Well! You may consider Newton’s 3rd law of reciprocal actions, which explains the essence of life. Hence the name.

* The results may vary! >:O)

2. Woman Demystified:

A Man goes to find, what a Woman is all about. He encounters “W” first, then “O” & then finds himself. He comes out to say* a “W” & a “O” makes a Woman.

You might ask; Why can’t be she be a “Moman” instead, it shouldn’t be confusing as long as the shapes match?
Yep! But Men are generally taller than Women, hence they are “Women”. If Women are taller, they would have been termed as “Momen”. (An introduction to Engineering Drawing might help to understand this.)

* As a result of his remarks, the woman goes in a state of wo. To deprive from it he goes in to “woo” her! Happy ending! Isn’t it? >:O)

8 Comments »

  1. satheesh said,

    October 13, 2006 at 9:07 am

    Add statutory warning to ur blog da.
    “reading thrattle laws is injurious to your sanity”

  2. satheesh said,

    October 13, 2006 at 3:37 am

    Add statutory warning to ur blog da.
    “reading thrattle laws is injurious to your sanity”

  3. Ranjhith said,

    October 14, 2006 at 1:36 am

    Satheesh,
    I’m not lunatic!! This post is one of a kind. Hope it didn’t spoil you much. >:O)

  4. ranjhith said,

    October 13, 2006 at 8:06 pm

    Satheesh,
    I’m not lunatic!! This post is one of a kind. Hope it didn’t spoil you much. >:O)

  5. satheesh said,

    October 18, 2006 at 12:43 pm

    Have a great diwali bro!

  6. satheesh said,

    October 18, 2006 at 7:13 am

    Have a great diwali bro!

  7. Ranjhith said,

    October 21, 2006 at 8:32 am

    Thanks Satheesh. Wishing you the same.

  8. ranjhith said,

    October 21, 2006 at 3:02 am

    Thanks Satheesh. Wishing you the same.

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