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Quest for answers

  • What do you want to do, when you don’t want to answer this question?
  • How’ll you prove that this question is incorrect?
  • What is the answer to this question that lies in this question?
  • Does correcting a question for an incorrect answer make it wrong?
  • Why does questions get the mark always & not the answers?
  • Will you give a wrong answer for a wrong question?

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Wrongly Quote

  • Smoking: Close to owning miniaturized gas chambers with atleast one exhaust.
  • Gambling: A pleasure, far different from charity, to give up with money.
  • Theft: A monetary loss even without any business indulgence.
  • Alcoholism: Man’s smelly invention to defy gravity.
  • Rape: When one finds a way in, while the other couldn’t manage a way out.
  • Abduction: An usual but adventurous foreplay preparedness for a delightful ransom.
  • Murder: One cruel act of a body asking a soul to get lost.
  • Prostitution: A barter system showcasing the power of money.
  • Drugs: Grass on the either side is always green.
  • Smuggling: To play hide & seek with Teleportation.

Surprise me with any of the wrong deed, I missed out. :)

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Some Scribbles

How come both of the below mean the same thing?

  • She loves to hate him.
  • She hates to love him.

Hate is a stronger feeling than love or what?

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Random dum dumb…

  • How’ll you start to analyze the error when there is an error in reporting that error?
  • Imagine that you gonna be tortured & killed in another couple of hours. When will you be able to decide on which pain to be the greatest; the emotional or the physical?
  • In the land of deafs, how’ll you explain that you don’t know the spelling of spelling?

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Time to Quote

  • Sleep: Thats for people who have got a lot of things to do in the dreams.
  • Crush: That has to go rust, unless you don’t rush.
  • Fate: A blame about the late realization of one’s inability to fair well.
  • Smell: An intimation from the smoke about the oncoming fire.
  • Marriage: A MOU to establish mass production facilities for the perpetuity of the Homo sapiens.
  • Restroom: A room for the public, but private for your rest & the remains.

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Professionally nothing

How can *nothing* be pronounced in the context of professions? Here is how, as:

  • Zerothing by Mathematicians.
  • Cleanthing by Physicians.
  • Voidthing by Software Programmers.
  • Vacuumthing by Physicists.
  • Deadthing by Mortuary Keepers.
  • Spacething by Astronomers.
  • Emptything by Trash Collectors.
  • Silencething by Sound Engineers.
  • Nilthing by Financial Consultants.

Do you have a thing? >:O)

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