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• What do you want to do, when you don’t want to answer this question?
• How’ll you prove that this question is incorrect?
• What is the answer to this question that lies in this question?
• Does correcting a question for an incorrect answer make it wrong?
• Why does questions get the mark always & not the answers?
• Will you give a wrong answer for a wrong question?

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• Smoking: Close to owning miniaturized gas chambers with atleast one exhaust.
• Gambling: A pleasure, far different from charity, to give up with money.
• Theft: A monetary loss even without any business indulgence.
• Alcoholism: Man’s smelly invention to defy gravity.
• Rape: When one finds a way in, while the other couldn’t manage a way out.
• Abduction: An usual but adventurous foreplay preparedness for a delightful ransom.
• Murder: One cruel act of a body asking a soul to get lost.
  
• Prostitution: A barter system showcasing the power of money.
• Drugs: Grass on the either side is always green.
• Smuggling: To play hide & seek with Teleportation.

Surprise me with any of the wrong deed, I missed out. :)

How come both of the below mean the same thing?

• She loves to hate him.
• She hates to love him.

Hate is a stronger feeling than love or what?

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Random dum dumb…

• How’ll you start to analyze the error when there is an error in reporting that error?
• Imagine that you gonna be tortured & killed in another couple of hours. When will you be able to decide on which pain to be the greatest; the emotional or the physical?
• In the land of deafs, how’ll you explain that you don’t know the spelling of spelling?

• Sleep: Thats for people who have got a lot of things to do in the dreams.
• Crush: That has to go rust, unless you don’t rush.
• Fate: A blame about the late realization of one’s inability to fair well.
• Smell: An intimation from the smoke about the oncoming fire.
• Marriage: A MOU to establish mass production facilities for the perpetuity of the Homo sapiens.
• Restroom: A room for the public, but private for your rest & the remains.

How can *nothing* be pronounced in the context of professions? Here is how, as:

• Zerothing by Mathematicians.
• Cleanthing by Physicians.
• Voidthing by Software Programmers.
• Vacuumthing by Physicists.
• Deadthing by Mortuary Keepers.
• Spacething by Astronomers.
• Emptything by Trash Collectors.
• Silencething by Sound Engineers.
• Nilthing by Financial Consultants.

Do you have a thing? >:O)