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Q: What’ll be the weight of a Black Hole?
A: It might be “light” as it swallows that too. (Btw, in space its all mass & no weights.)

Q: Isn’t that we gain mass with weights? I overheard my Gym teacher telling this to someone.
A: This is true with a physical trainer but not with a physics teacher.

Q: Masculine is so pretty, grandeur & attractive in the animal kingdom. Among humans its totally opposite. Why is that?
A: Firstly, we don’t want to be like animals. Secondly, we needed reasons to celebrate & honor womanhood with things like International Women’s Day. (I guess you are a guy, so am I.)

Q: If electricity is flow of electrons & if every electron has a mass, when I charge by battery would its weight increase by some infinitesimal amount? Atleast in theory?
A: Going by what you think, looks like all generators would become weak & lean in the course of time. The answer is a no. The electrons in your battery are separated with the electricity from your mains. And the weight, mass, charge or what ever of the total system remains constant.

Q: Why is that there is no Polar Bear in Antartica?
A: Because by the time they try to cross the Equator, they would be burnt to death. Same applies to Penguins. (Btw, correct the spelling. Its Antarctica!).

Bill Gates’ last day at Microsoft, as shown at his final keynote address at CES:

I wonder how guys of such stature be so hilarious.

Gates connection: When in college, I was called “AlGates”. I guess, its “Gates” as in “Bill Gates”. :)

• When all your dreams come true, would you dare to sleep?
• To every girl who say, “I’ll die, if u don’t marry me.”; every guy would reply, “Don’t blackmail!”.
• When men are in black, women should be in colors.
• You get sleepy 2times a day, specially @ 2. 1 after a heavy lunch & other after a midnight movie.
• A website with no feed is near to extinction.

Do you twitter as well? Then follow me.

One girl:

Nah! I’m taking just a week of leave for my wedding. Honeymoon would be sometime after 3 months.

Another guy:

I’m taking 2.5 weeks of leave for my marriage. 1.5 weeks for the Honeymoon! We are going SriLanka.

Why do people go for Honeymoon? I think, its a team building activity, like we have in the corporate world. Can call it as a pair building activity to better the days back home.

Folks out of arranged marriages do honeymoons just after the knots, which is important. And yep! That girl’s is a love marriage & while that guy’s is arranged.

Go honey, go honey, to moon honey, to moon honey;
Moon in the honey or honey in the moon?
Find the right, in the honeymoon soon.
Go honey, to moon honey!

Those 4 men were well build & it was too hard to resist. She submitted in the end. The next day, newspapers read, “City girl gang raped”. A case was registered & the assailants were arrested.

At the court, the case was dismissed for reasons she couldn’t comprehend. However, she wasn’t unhappy of such a ruling. She felt that the justice was given already. She had punished the culprits on her own. Yes! She was HIV positive much before that incident.