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One girl:

Nah! I’m taking just a week of leave for my wedding. Honeymoon would be sometime after 3 months.

Another guy:

I’m taking 2.5 weeks of leave for my marriage. 1.5 weeks for the Honeymoon! We are going SriLanka.

Why do people go for Honeymoon? I think, its a team building activity, like we have in the corporate world. Can call it as a pair building activity to better the days back home.

Folks out of arranged marriages do honeymoons just after the knots, which is important. And yep! That girl’s is a love marriage & while that guy’s is arranged.

Go honey, go honey, to moon honey, to moon honey;
Moon in the honey or honey in the moon?
Find the right, in the honeymoon soon.
Go honey, to moon honey!

• What do you want to do, when you don’t want to answer this question?
• How’ll you prove that this question is incorrect?
• What is the answer to this question that lies in this question?
• Does correcting a question for an incorrect answer make it wrong?
• Why does questions get the mark always & not the answers?
• Will you give a wrong answer for a wrong question?

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Those 4 men were well build & it was too hard to resist. She submitted in the end. The next day, newspapers read, “City girl gang raped”. A case was registered & the assailants were arrested.

At the court, the case was dismissed for reasons she couldn’t comprehend. However, she wasn’t unhappy of such a ruling. She felt that the justice was given already. She had punished the culprits on her own. Yes! She was HIV positive much before that incident.

Having fully transitioned to Ubuntu, WordWeb is the only Windows application that I missed. After setting it to work on Ubuntu, one fine day, it gave this surprising message:

Bloody WordWeb was secretively snooping my StrawBee (thats how I named my lappy :). Some kinda system monitoring, without user granting permission. But that poor thing doesn’t know that it is running on Wine. I’m sure this isn’t an easter egg. I hate it.

Now, tell me whether you have any better dictionary that is offline & that runs on Linux.

Update #0: Response from Antony Lewis of WordWeb:

It isn’t snooping - Windows sends all programs a message when Windows is put on Standby/hibernate (etc). WordWeb just counts how long since the last one. (of course most people don’t see the message because they sensibly turn off or hibernate their machines)

Advt: SMS SKIN to 56696 for glowing skin.
Advt: SMS HEALTH to 6585 for insurance.
He: Shud I have to SMS something to some number for SEX?
Him: Yeap. You might get a delivery report the very moment!
He: How come delivery before …? You know what I mean!
Him: Oh ya! I know. You probably want to file an RTI for this.
He: I got to go.
———————–
He: (sighs) You know, I need to charge this mobile everyday.
Him: (to himself: this guy has got a GF.) Hmm! And a hefty sum to your telecom operator too.
He: Hey no. The battery is weak. It doesn’t hold any charge.
Him: Then why don’t you replace with a new one?
He: Why should I? There isn’t any need!
Him: (to himself: this guy will never get a GF.) Thats … Thats really better.
He: What? That doesn’t really make me any better.
Him: I got to go.