You & me met the other day. You spoke a lot abt ur GF & this is the conversation we had:
What if my GF wants me to commit myself before even I could get a glimpse of her?
Its just like accepting God, before you realize him.
What if my GF wants me to appreciate her beauty?
Consider that her waist is not more than an extra 10″ & her skin is not ultra-pitch-black.
What if my GF wants me to listen diligently, everytime she wisphers over phone?
Blame only the Telecom provider when you could hear hardly anything.
What if my GF wants me to send an SMS saying “GoodNight!” for every night that falls? Also, there’ll be a question when the accompanying sentence, “Sleep well” goes missing!
Reply her with “Sweet Dreams!”
What if my GF wants me to tell that “I love her” after every meal?
Even if you are fasting for a day, do your duty!
What if my GF wants me to go undisturbed, whenever a voluptuous lady passby?
Tell her that your only intention is to see her cross the road with no hassles, as she is blind!
What if my GF wants me to stay calm, whenever she turns weird?
You may want to assume that she is in the middle of her sleep & some wild witch is playing her dreams.
What if my GF wants me to disconnect the call, without saying “bye”.
This isn’t an FTP connection which terminates on a “bye”! Tell her that it is “GoodBye” & time hasn’t ripen yet for you to tell.
What if my GF doesn’t acknowledge that guys with Aishwarya like GFs are gifted in some way?
May be she understands the ill-fate of such guys loosing their Aishwarya like GFs to Abhishek like BFs!
What if my GF wants me to respond to every call/SMS she makes, however busy I’m?
Inform your manager & co-workers about your GF & make sure that they allocate a task in the MPP for you to respond to ur GF during work.
What if my GF wants me to promise on her name, that I won’t ever bring any other girl to the position of hers?
Ask for a proof that the existing candidate is highly qualified & works for it!
What if my GF wants me to cool off, when she gives a date & threatens to kill herself on that date?
You had to plead Mr. Sun God to sleep-off that particular day. You’ll loose a day in ur lifetime, but never mind.
What if my GF wants me to think good, even when she says that I’m being dumped in a dustbin near her?
Got to be happy for a new shelter!
What if my GF wants me to give different answers, whenever she asks the same question?
You cannot bring boredom to yourself by giving the same answers; you got to be creative, you know?
What if my GF wants me to mind nothing; whatever she says, however she is & whatever she does?
“Who cares”, is the best attitude! Free your mind; Free your body!
What if my GF keeps quarrelling for the nth time, when there were (n-1) warnings already given?
Assume that her counters doesn’t work because they were never used.
What if my GF wants me to put myself in her shoes, when she doesn’t even mind what the size of my shoe is?
May be she is confused of US/UK/Korea shoe standards. Educate her.
What if my GF wants me to have overwhelming affection & warmth, when she has more of a desire than of a love towards me?
Ask her to sign a business agreement, explain her about your idea, funding, targets, etc & finally your “venture termination” clauses & procedures.
What if my GF wants me to believe & hope for the best, when she keeps proving a not-so-good story.
Get inspiration from romantic movies with happy endings & keep watching the climax several times a day.
Assume that you have a GF & what if she is like my GF? >:O)
Hey, bullshit! One should be a half-baked crazy nut to follow that crappy cow. Where is she?
