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Depcits:

1. Hair raising ideas.
2. Man – Machine – Mind
3. Ideas as perceived.
4. Ideas under limelight, under purview.
5. Bald Man, Bright Brain.

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It goes by the name “Tamilnadu Thiraippada Iyakkam” (Chennai film society, roughly). The best part is that they show movies in the ultra-famed Satyam Theatre, and, hold your breath… the yearly membership fee is 400 Rs. They promise to show at least about 50 rare foreign language (mostly non-English) movies, which works out to Rs. 8 for a weekend movie in an awesome theatre.
Src: Film lovers in Chennai, listen up!

Appu, are you in Chennai & interested in watching films? You gotto read this.

Film clubs are related to me, very much. When in college hostel, I used to run an un-official CD (VCD) club. >:O) Collecting money from movie buffs, renting CDs, notifiying all the subscribers about the rented movie, letting people to watch these movies in my PC, distributing MPEGAV folders to other HardDrives & returning the rented CDs are all part of the job. Generally the movies will be screened at nights. While I watch them, I scarcely follow the dialogues & accents; many-a-times I interrupt the “Englispeechers” to findout what the dialogue was or what they actually meant. Also, I get asleep very early. Its a sort of irony when everybody watches the movie, I go to sleep. But, I wake up next morning a little early to watch the movie with headphones on. >:O)

Its only the Film Club in my college which showed me “Basic Instinct”. Basically, it created an Instinct towards movie clubs. Then on, I always get cheered about Film clubs; like this. >:O)

This is the option that every guy in Orkut has to check. Selecting this would enable

1. All married men to browse all friends, friends-of-friends & friends-of-friends-of-friends of their wives.
2. All commited men to revist their commitments. May compel to re-evaluvate their decisions.
3. All oldies (ofcourse men) to get amused by following all girle (s)crappy chit-chats.
4. All Romeos to harvest mobile numbers, email-ids & addresses of all chicks (thinking they are Juliets) they would want to stalk.

Best wishes. Ping me in private for any success stories. >:O)

On a related note, here is a FWed from Karna:
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எப்படியெல்லாம் நம்ம பசங்க ஆர்குட்ல (Orkut-la) பொண்ணுங்களை ஃ பிரண்ட் பிடிக்கரானுங்கனு பாருங்க

1:
U looking Mallika Sheravath
i looking Imran aasmi
Come let us murder the world

(டேய் நாயே!! நீ முதல்ல இங்கிலிஷ மர்டர் பண்ணிட்ட … அடுத்து ஊர்ல இருக்கறவங்களை கொல்ல போறியா?)

2.
hey annikku Ravi yoda b’day party la Krishna voda vandha Janani yoda school
friend Ramya voda boy friend Sriram voda girl friend Anitha voda class mate
Vanitha dhaaney nee???
Hi..

(ஏன்டா இப்படியும் அவசியமா கடலை போடனுமா?)

3.
Hi!
if u retain this scrap I will understand that you are interested in meand
if u delete this scrap, it means you are dreaming about me.
Now u decide wat to do

(இவரு புத்திசாலியாம்… அப்படியே மடக்கிட்டாராம்)

4.
hi,the numerical value of L+O+V+E=54
but the numerical value ofF+R+I+E+N+S+H+I+P= 108
54+54= 108
LOVE+LOVE= FRIENDSHIP
so friendship is two times greater than love………….
so will u be my friend ?

(டேய் நாயே, அடுத்து We will divide our friendship by 2னு சொல்லுவ)

5.
heyyy gal,Barcelona hav won the champions league finals!
hurraaaayyyy!!!! come on lets be friends….

(டேய் முடிவா நீ என்னடா சொல்ல வர ?)

1. Photo Album
2. Camcorder
3. MP3 Player
4. Computer
5. Planners
6. FM Radio
7. Camera
8. Voice Phone (note: voice)
9. Game console
10. GPS Device
11. Newspaper
12. Pager
13. PDA
14. OCR Scanner
15. Glucometer
16. TV
17. Walkie Talkie
18. Wallet

Now imagine these all being the features of a single (mobile) device. Qualcomm says so. Ok what else can possibly go into this wonder device?

1. A tiny printer. Capable of printing 1-bit images & great typography.
2. High sensitive, omni-directional Voice recorder.
3. A low-power torch light.
4. A weighing device.
5. A laser cutter. (JamesBond?)
6. The camera listed to operate in infrared mode.
7. Universal remote control.
8. A low power FM transmitter.
9. Air ionizer with no moving parts.
10. Nerve Pulse / Heart beat logger.

What else do u want to have in this wonder device? Your wish will be valid only if it requires additional hardware to be plugged in.

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Continuing the series:

1. A high power vibrator. A gender neutral device, may be one can pound a nail on to a cardboard.
2. To have a frontal camera aperture, so that the device can be used as a Mirror.
3. A paired device – it shall be able to monitor the proximity of all RF tags that are paired with it. You may possibly get to know when your purse is pickpocketed!

1) Christian Bale, Bruce Wayne, Batman Begins.
2) Brandon Routh, Clark Kent, Superman Returns.
3) Paul Jacobs, CEO, Qualcomm.
Do you see something common among these men?