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1. Couple-de-Couple Theorem:

A couple of people saying themselves as couples, copulate to produce a couple* of people.

You might ask; What does “de-couple” had to do here?
Well! You may consider Newton’s 3rd law of reciprocal actions, which explains the essence of life. Hence the name.

* The results may vary! >:O)

2. Woman Demystified:

A Man goes to find, what a Woman is all about. He encounters “W” first, then “O” & then finds himself. He comes out to say* a “W” & a “O” makes a Woman.

You might ask; Why can’t be she be a “Moman” instead, it shouldn’t be confusing as long as the shapes match?
Yep! But Men are generally taller than Women, hence they are “Women”. If Women are taller, they would have been termed as “Momen”. (An introduction to Engineering Drawing might help to understand this.)

* As a result of his remarks, the woman goes in a state of wo. To deprive from it he goes in to “woo” her! Happy ending! Isn’t it? >:O)

Bob meets his Project Lead Bunny at the entrance of the Urinal. They both acknowledge each other with a smile. Bob leaves & Bunny gets in. Something pops out in Bunny’s mind & he hurries to drain himself. He then rushes to his PC (computer) to check for any memory leaks in the code written by Bob.

Witnessing the whole incident, God wonders what has happened to Bunny. Can you help the God? >:O) You have 2 more days to give a reason. (please comment your answers)

Update #0:

Ganesh got it right. He is absolutely incredible. See this comment. He has the skill of predicting what I think. (I remember the “RememberTheMilk” incident!) Kudos.

If I was asked the same question, I would have reasoned like this:
Bunny noticed a little wetness in Bob’s pants when they met. He then looked at Bob’s face to see him smile. He gave a return smile & departed. The wetness in Bob’s pants is due to a splash of water when he washed his hands. But Bunny thought otherwise, he assumed the wetness is due to *leak*. Later he linked this leak to the memory leak. He thought if Bob could leak this, he could leak that as well (Bloody u Bunny). He hurries to drain himself; in the process he *wets* himself. >:O)

• A Division ceases Multiplication, stops Addition & leads to Subtraction. A Prime being doesn’t suffer this.
• Life works with just 2 numbers - a 0 & a 1.

- Ranjhith, 2006 AD.

Each American produces about 2.3 kg of trash a day, a rate about 5 times that in developing countries.
- via SlashDot

I have a few observations in relation to this:

• People here keep eating something or the other. I could see people waiting in the Airport lounges with StarBucks cups or wrapped HamBurgers or cookies or HotDog sandwiches. Chicago’s O’Hare airport sells 2M HotDogs every year. Thats 5480 HotDogs a day. And this is “just” HotDogs. Tell me why would anybody who’s in an AirPort would want to eat? Every eatable comes with its own trash.
• All corporations have all sorts vending machines in their campuses. Machines that stock cookies, drinks, chocolates & water. More the people eat, more the trash.
• The toilets here are “Dry”. There is water just to flush the basin but not to clean-up your own dirt. So people use reams & reams of toilet paper to wipe-out the last remains. You have problems even when you “just” pee. There aren’t hand driers. Again paper comes in your way.
• Every damn thing is packed. The wooden spoon which is given when you buy a icecream is packed. Even a pinch of salt & pepper is well packed.
• When you buy a sandwich they give so many tissue papers that you can keep for other uses. Would atleast last for a week.
• Also, the people who get their food parcelled outnumber people who sit & eat.
• I’m In my hotel dining hall, all plates, cups & bowls are made out of disposable plastic. Even the kinfe knife & fork are in plastic.

Trash those Trash. Crush & Curb, or you’ll Crash!

Update #0: Corrected spell & sentence errors.