Issue is what?

Scene: IM conversation between customer support & engineering.
Cast: Feminine G & Masculine B.

G: Is this KI in Bizarre product?
B: What is KI?
G: KI means Known Issue.
B: It cannot mean that way. Becos, I donno abt it.
G: I think, now you got it.
B: It is actually an Unknown Issue.
G: You want me to call it as UI?
B: May be.
G: Are you kidding? No one would understand that way.
B: Ok. Lets do this way. U & I can call this as UI.
G: Get this info soon. Is this a UI in Bizarre product?
B: Arrgh! I don’t get it. UI?
G: Better you know, man!
B: UI means User Interface. I cannot stand that.
G: That was your suggestion.
B: Lets refer it as NI. Taking the second letter.
G: That wud make it Network Interface.
B: How abt taking the 2nd letter of both the words; NS.
G: Hmm! That wud be NonSense!!
B: Oh! Yeah!
G: Now that you know what KI is, why not call it as Known Issue?
B: Good. You are making sense.
G: Now tell me, is this a Known Issue in Bizzare?
B: Nope. It is an Unknown Issue!

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3 realizations as you grow-up

  • The more the money a guy spends, the more the money he gets.
  • The sharpest/smartest of the guys, gets to work for the least known company or gets the least known pay-cheque.
  • The best known rogue of your group, gets the prettiest girl amongst all.

You can’t deny quoting some rare exceptions!

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Move On

Sweet in Concept, Picturization & Background score. Fastrack has good gear too.

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When Harry met Sally

Was watching “When Harry met Sally” in Zee Studio. 2 interesting things happened:

  • At one instance, the guy in the movie says, “Men and women can’t be friends because …”. Wow.
  • A girl in the movie, goes to shop her wedding dress. She tries out one & asks Meg Ryan about her opinion. Meg Ryan, says she is beautiful. I however didn’t think she was so. So I immediately picked up a cloth & started to dust my television screen, to see if there is any difference.

PS: 30 Days of Night was crappy movie. Although, Ben Foster (I’ll try to remember his name) was impressive in it. He really scarred me at times. Check his performance in 3:10 to Yuma. Its worth a watch.

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There’s no question like this

Can I ask you a question?

No one can say a sentence like this. Read it again, you’ll realize its absurdness.

The moment someone says this, the permission to ask a question is already used-up. So next time, you wanna ask someone of something, say this:

If you don’t mind, can I ask you 2 questions? One is this & the other is ______.

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